OOO (Out of Order)

[ROM]

Last night at Slabtown OOO member Paul seemed to be indicating that he is heading toward cutting off his loyalties from OOO and maybe making a break on his own*. Since he and Rhodes are pretty much the only active members (or maybe there are more, but they don't have t-shirts, and their games don't make them stand out as anything more than off-the-street weekend warriors), could this mean that they're on the verge of falling apart?! OOO: respond!

*Paul recounted to me that he and he alone went further at Shorty's than any CFF member - an indisputable fact, to which I could only respond with a nod (I mean, what did he want me to say? That, my god, he's a pinball god? keep dreaming). I then pointed out that at the CFF vs OOO brawl, we trounced them (since I guessed that he was attempting, in his own sad manner, to do some sort of "OOO is better than CFF" shit talking). He quickly shot back that that didn't matter, since he personally did well at the brawl. I found this response interesting. He couldn't and wouldn't defend or stand up for his crew. He only stood up for himself, which lead me to conclude that his loyalties were not with his crew, but only with himself. I mean, he compared himself with our entire crew at Shorty's, and then himself with our entire crew at the brawl, and then the moment I brought up his teammates, he disregarded them. But I think I was bringing up a legit comparison - crew vs crew. So, can anyone clarify, is OOO such a loosely-connected crew - basically just a bunch of random people who for some mostly unknown reason have the same initials, but who even then don't really give a hoot about one another as a cohesive unit - that they are basically operating as individuals (which would be okay, were they not sharing initials); or are they falling apart; or is Paul of such poor character that he simply doesn't stand up for friends, and talks smack mostly with backhanded comments and gossipy backstabbing (I've heard "one CFF guy said this about another CFF guy" a number of times from his mouth)?

Thanks in advance,
ROM

[Dropshot]

Paul sucks!

[Kickback]

I used to have fun playing and being around Rhodes until that douche. Shorty's is a tournament where the cream tends to rise to the top, but shit happens. Keith Elwin was fucked by Revenge From Mars and lost, others suffered other fates. It does not sum up a body of work for me and my life and times of such events. OOO will take anyone they can because they have to. We on the other hand take those that belong for greater reasons. When Paul is running his yap about " i heard", it's because of me. I was cornered and verbally ambushed by those twats bragging about beating Autofire. My response was that he was our worst player. I don't believe that or care what they think. It was my quick response to downplay there boasting. Now that's what they have for fodder. I believe it's called " Reachin' ".
Adam, Brettly and Grover are rad guys. Dave can ball. Tyler from Pittsburgh? Poor guy got drunk and joined a failed "crew". McDougall is the coolest guy ever. Paul and Rhodes? Both have ceased to be interesting or worth the airspace. I will not be taking any shit from either. I think it's funny that Paul chooses to try and browbeat me. It figures, I'm the smallest and I look easy. That's totally fine with me. I haven't seen him toss any lip towards DDT. I doubt he ever will. I'm sure he will concentrate on me. I'm a bit of a pussy. Can't fight a lick, sucks to be little miniature person Jason always sitting at the kids table being adorable. I joined CFF for protection ( tiny condoms) (Keebler Elvish pee pee) My cat poops on the floor. My phone is outdated and I'm behind on bills. Short.

[bounceback]

ha ha! bite him in the nuts!

[LongBallLarry]

Hey guys-

Can I roll the CFF twelve-sided dice, get an awesome moniker and cult profile and the template t-shirt? I will yell like a re-re each and every time any other cult member is present and I will try and grow some anti-hipster hipster (how post-post-post modern) facial hair as well.

Let me know,

LBL

[OOO]

Oh snap!

[ROM]

[Dropshot]

poor smallpenispaul, all he wants is to be good at pinball

[bounceback]

his skills of social analysis are just as deep as his flipper skills... (it's POST-post-post-post-modern, duh, dickwad.) do you even know what post-modernism refers to? (hint: it's not that ironic attitude, and it's not the hairstyle that succeeded "the modernist...") (and yet it is, when you think about it...)
(oh so YOU'RE the clever guy that made all those "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" stickers. man, you sure hate "hipsters") (you know, hipsters like those guys. i'm not a hipster, fuck no...) (does anyone know any self-described hipsters? larry's been looking for a scapegoat.) (ever listen to michael jackson?) (if i can't have it, NO ONE can! CFF sure sucks!)

YOU are a fucking poser.

[mgk]

there are a whole lot more OOO scores up at PAPA than there are CFF
jussayin.

[deathsave]

where, in the C division bank?

[mgk]

don't fret
CFF has Shrek on lock
good for yinz!

[bounceback]

they have to leave portland to be able to put up any numbers.

[deathsave]

o rite, that was actually my GC on shrek. first and last game ever in the name of morbid curiosity.

[DannyBackglass]

this thread is sweet.