Next Stern: The Rolling Stones

[PatC]

All their constant Rolling Stones twitter posts and then this picture over on facebook all but confirms it:

[FHF]

Sweet!!! I hope you can collect the basement room, needle, spoon, and another girl to get the "take my pain away multiball" hahaha! Sticky fingers is the best!

[PatC]

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[PatC]

I think the use of actual photos and not illustrations is gonna be weird...

[ROM]

I hope the orbits feed the ball straight into the slingshots.

KEEP INNOVATING!

[revtest]

thanks for another fan layout dog stern. lame! now with dancing mick wow! close photo shop and step away from the design table please.

[PatC]

I found that pic on a facebook in one of the comments... and now it's gone.

SO TREASURE THOSE SECRET ORBITS ALWAYS.

[FHF]

[Rob]

I vote for a limited "Paint It Black" edition where they get rid of all the artwork.
More pics over at the PinGame Journal: http://www.pingamejournal.com/current/

[PatC]

Dear Stern,

Putting four old dudes on the backglass will not help sell pinball machines.

Love, -pat.

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[eric]

Trivial Pursuit on the other hand...

[Opto]

Don't forget Monopoly!

[PatC]

Ha!

You'd think a band that's been a popular band for 100 years might be able to afford more than just blue lights...

[Honkey]

And a bass player.

[DDT]

Ahhhhhh snap, what a dog. I just saw pics of the playfield.
Mick Jagger stand up roving mid field, think buck hunter meets Drac attack.
Horrible, stand ups of the geezers all over. Stick it between a CSI and a 24.
You will have the anthem for the worst line up ever!!!!
In fact I might boycott Sterns (circa 00's) we want Zombies!!!
ZOMBIES ZOMBIES ZOMBIES

[ROM]

Dear god, you are right. I didn't look at those pics in the journal. Those stand-ups! Why is pinball going in this direction?!

[Rob]

Even more pics at Pinball News: http://pinballnews.com/games/rollingstones/index.html

I think that the strutting Jagger could easily be modded into Michael Jackson circa Thriller.
Watts could be replaced by Drac, Richards has the Mad Scientist look, and Wood could be... ?
The tongue and lip could become vampire teeth, and BAM you have a halfway decent Monster Bash rehash.
I hope aesthetics are the only thing wrong with this table.

[DDT]

Any machine that has a gash through the playfield will end up tracking a ball, or at the very least have an effect. We will never understand the inner workings of the great Stern company. It's beyond our simple minds to comprehend the infinitely powerful money making, point structuring architects of new world pinball. How else are you going to grab the split second attention span of the mindless hordes, unless you have glamorous marketing on your side.
They will sell thousands of these dust collectors, they will sit next to Harley machines in shitty old man bars across the heartland.

[DDT]

And the BOG, then eventually Slinshot.

[Opto]

Hey - it's got a Police Force/Bad Cats ramp.