5/8 TRACKIE!!!!!!! Day.

[DDT]

Alright non CFF sector, the day is set. Trackie!!!!!!!!Day.
What is this Trackie!!!!!! Day? I hear you all asking. Well Trackie!!! Day is going to be the best day of your life spent in a Trackie!!!!!!
Well what will we be doing? That question will go unanswered partially. What you do need to know is this.
The RULE; You must show up to any part of this event in a complete Trackie!!!! (Track suit, warm up suit).
I will be driving a large van around for all those who would like to drink and not drive.
You can ask questions here but I would probably figure out a way to get a hold of some dope gear.Because the day is closing in fast..


P.S. maybe we could have a little testimony from past participants as to how fun Trackie!!!!!!! Day was.

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That shit is dope

[Dropshot]

It's cold biking in short shorts, GET A TRACKIE!!! and stay toasty warm.

[DDT]

So you all are most likely freaking out scouring eBay for TRACKIES!!!!!!!
right now. That's a good thing. Don't forget to practice pinball because there will be a skills challenge. Bone up bone heAd!!
Post passes, catches, back hands, juggles. Shit you better place that bid and start practicing!!!!!!!

[ROM]

Rom here. For the last Trackie Day, I made the mistake of purchasing and then wearing a cheap trackie that didn't allow adequate ventilation. And because it's such an active event, I overheated! I think I was like a millimeter away from passing out - my vision faded to white, and I lost contact with everything. But then it came back before I totally passed out. It was scary.

This is all to say that you should think twice before you buy the crappiest trackie you can find. Think quality, think air flow, think comfort.

[Opto]

Think what you would wear in the Future Spa.

[DDT]

Oh you lucky sums a bitches might just have to wait some more for TRACKIE!!!!!!!! day. I might be busy working..... And DDT doesn't pass up money..
It looks like the 8th might not be good shit I'm a little bummed but whatever we can work it out

[ROM]

DDT, just FYI, but you should play the lotto. Then if you win you CAN start passing up money.

After work today I'm going to don my tracksuit. Get comfy, people, it's Friday!

[DDT]

FYI ROM- there are uncomfortable kids all over Portland dreaming of having a Trackie!!!! To don.
FYI- everyone else on the planet Trackie day is offical.... We could break a world record for largest group in Trackies. But only if our group is larger than the Chec Olympic hockey team.....
Do you have a nice leisure suit to wear to this momentus occasion? I hope so, there will be a strict dress code enforced. Other than that you will be free to rip it up!!!!!

[emma]

DDT are we still on for the 8th?

[PatC]

I feel like I need some example pictures of suitable trackies posted.

Maybe it's because I don't speak british or whatever, but what is a comfortable Trackie? I went and looked at some and they had that weird almost-bathing-suit inside to them... do you wear them without underwear? What's the protocol?

I need an education on these things.

[ROM]

You need to be searching for a velour tracksuit. a la .

That's where you'll find comfort.

[Opto]

Pat - as long as you buy something that says JUICY on it, you should be fine.

[PatC]

Amber looked extremely hesitant when I asked her if I could borrow one of hers.

[Dropshot]

The best place to get a full suit is ebay, thrift stores can be tough to find a full matching set or one that even fits. I'm sure a brand store like Macy's or Kohl's or something would probably have a few options.

[DDT]

Pat first off. Your wife needs to be wearing her own Trackie!!!!! This is open invite for all skill levels. So get your own Trackie!!!!!! Nordstrom rack for a cheese ball ed hardy one.....
This holiday is about casual beauty.

[DDT]

The day draws nearer... And I question. What is more fun than hanging out with a ton of people in Trackies!!!!!! Well hanging out and gambling of course Trackie!!! Day is shaping up real nice. We will be starting at the ship around 1:00...... Be prepared for a day of awesomeness. We will be hitting multiple spots and shredding games all day.
I have some off the wall tricks up my sleeve. I hope
your ready.

[Dropshot]

Sweet!!!!!! Just got my Trackie!!!! the other day. Are you going to have the van this year or is everyone on their own for transportation from place to place?

[ROM]

The plan is to have a van. I'm going to ride in the van - and the more the merrier. However, some people might want their own wheels or whatever. The van isn't mandatory. But it makes sure we stay together.

There's gonna be some sweet mini-games at places. One in particular I am super mega looking forward to!! (are we allowed to disclose this stuff ahead of time, DDT? Or is it a secret? I'm not going to practice it.... "even" playing field.)

[Isaac]

Is this event bike friendly? Or are you going straight from the Ship to Slabtown?

I'm still half-convinced this is a big ploy for you get all the new guys to show up at a random bar in a track suit while everyone laughs and has a grand ol' time elsewhere and hang out while not in track suits.