by bounceback on Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:16 pm
went after work on thursday for a burger and to check out the ball. last time i was in there was 3 months ago. everything EXACTLY the same condition-wise, except worse, and they reset the scores. skill shot doesn't work on sopranos, safe doesn't work, stugots lock never comes up, big right lean. ripleys now leans left meaning the ball rarely comes around to the upper flipper properly. on top of that, when it DOES get there, upper flipper's so weak you can't make a penguin loop or the super jackpot ramp. doesn't matter how hard you slap the fucker. sensitive tilt, so let that left leaning motherfucker drain SDTM or you'll lose your 5,000 point bonus...
to top it off bartender somehow forgot to put in my veggie burger order, so after 3 replays on each machine and an hour of standing there, she apologizes, buys me a beer, and puts it in, but now i'm over the shitty pinball, so i'm just watching 30-somethings do shots of jager after work.
the tater tots remain tasty and crisp.