To the losers at Slingshot last night...

[deadbabybeelez]

Suck a dick. I always heard that CFF was the shit around town, and until this week I always wondered why I don't see more of your colors flying. Backglass is pathetic, kickback could use some help, Sauce always has an excuse, and I can only imagine what else your club has hiding in dank basements across portland.
By the way, I have a letter to Hopworks in my possession. Anyone up for freeplay brawling? If I see a real player maybe I'll save y'all the trouble of re-printing the communique. Otherwise I guess I'll have to slink on over to the Know.

Sincerely,

dbbc B-lez

[Dropshot]

Greatest first post ever!

[TheStandardNate]

Is this serious or a joke?

[sauce]

Also, I'm not in the CFF...

[Dropshot]

Dead Baby serious! Jake, Dennis and I met this guy last night.

[deadbabybeelez]

Sauce, I wouldn't want to be associated with these guys either. But seriously folks, I have the Hopworks sponsorship request letter. I'll be at G.K. freeplay tonight or I could just drop it off to the man in charge later today if you prefer.

[sauce]

Wait, are you trying to get Hopworks to sponsor the CFF?

[Dropshot]

No, ignore all things mentioned.

You can toss the letter. No need for it.

Thanks for grabbing it though.

[Opto]

[deadbabybeelez]

Tossed like a salad.

[Dropshot]

Yeah, Kickback is down with that.

[deadbabybeelez]

I have something you may need, Nate. Hit me up

[TheStandardNate]

What is it that I need? I am also an independent baller. I am out of town until the 18th. I typically stay away from dead babies. Does dead baby have any skill?

[Soundcard]

No.

[deadbabybeelez]

Right on. just getting ahead of myself. As for skill; I'm a novice at best, but the addiction is taking over. If there was a fifth place, I'd have it on quite a few machines. I can only dream of shooting down FPF, but I'm practicing and drinking milk for strong bones and a healthy body.

[Dropshot]

Fourth Place Fred goes by FHF. But he lives in Cananda now. How do they say 4th place in Canadia? I have a feeling they just give good effort and participation ribbons to everyone.

[deadbabybeelez]

Everyone wins in Canada, eh?

[DDT]

Ah the old scream real loud so the giant in the room notices me trick..first thing no one makes fun of Backglass save for me and Rev. Second, put your money were your mouth is.... One hundred dollars says you can't beat me in the DDT challenge.
Third as in most cases you are boasting tough and truly could use some friends. Hint taunting potentially dangerous people is unhealthy.

[deadbabybeelez]

[DDT]

You're in luck, the DDT challenge involves zero skill. It's truly endurance based. Grab your 100$ bill and jump on the ride.
As far as danger is concerned. Well they put it in my name, twice.