Bounties

[Dropshot]

I just destroyed the hardest Lord of the Rings I have ever seen. Look at it funny and you will tilt. If anyone can take down my 428 mil score i put up today i will give them 50 bucks. Good luck boys and girls.

[sauce]

And where is this mythical machine?

[Dropshot]

yeah I forgot to add that huh, down at the lutz on Woodstock.

[Kickback]

Don't you live there?

[Dropshot]

just sleep

[Slingshot]

When is this bounty off the table?

[Dropshot]

Jan 1st sounds like a good time

[sauce]

If someone can beat my score of 362 million on IJ4 at the Shanghai Tunnel, I will give you a pair of bike lights or something else pretty cheap from my bike shop.

[DannyBackglass]

Those are burly scores...If anyone can beat my 8.5 billion on Roadshow at Ground Kontrol, I will pay for their ticket to Pinburg next year, give them my Misfits record collection with the ltd. Halloween bag of only which two hundred exist, and the upside down cross pin I pulled off Glenn Danzig's boot in 1989 and got punched in the head, by Glenn, my ltd. edition Bill Danforth board as seen in Thrasher Magazine in 1986, black, never ridden. And, fuck it, ill throw in my old mortuary gurneys, and my Biggy Smallz action figure. And, my Tom Peterson watch. Still works. Have to do it by the end of the month..

[DannyBackglass]

Shit. I just got scared. I love that watch. End of the week.

[Dropshot]

Thats a pretty impressive roadshow score though, I know I won't be able to get it I don't know shit about that game. However I have lost on a couple IJ4 games in tourney play and i used to be good at that game, and need the practice. Also i do need one of those blinking red lights for my bike. And for the record, I didn't want to try to come off as and ass by putting my bounty out there, I just thought it would be a cool idea to set up some challenges.

[sauce]

Im into it, mostly I was hoping to get the factory score that is still on IJ4 bumped out cause I hate seeing it.

[ROM]

sauce, I went to shanghai tonight and didn't get close to your score. I hadn't played IJ4 in months, and I sucked.

[Dropshot]

I am placing a bounty on Don's (NOE) head at the ship, he still has Indiana and it may be leaving soon. We can't let him have that. Shot and beer to the victor, CFF only on this on! I think just a bit over a billion.

[HornedGramma]

That LOTR machine DOES tilt like a mad bitch, and that is an excellent score.

But the difficulty settings are turned all the way down. You only have to roll over two lanes to light the sword lock, and the ball will lock if you hit the Ring as well as if you hit the actual lock. And if I'm not mistaken, you can start Fellowship multiball by hitting Gollum's cave.

And I've got 7.2B on the Road Show on Milwaukie, which is way more jinky than the one at Ground Kontrol. So I'm thinking that's quite an offer.

[Dropshot]

It takes all four to spell KEEP and yeah any shot will lock it if it heads that way but none the less I don't get to choose the settings. But I don't see that GC knocked down and you can't be DannyB so are you putting up a bounty or are you just crying and coming up with excuses?

[HornedGramma]

Be nice to your ol' granner-gran. I'm just sayin'.

Also I'm sayin' that $50 is hardly worth it to play in the Lutz, because those machines are shit. So I guess that falls under the 'crying and coming up with excuses' category.

[Dropshot]

They're not shit though, Im sorry you found a machine you can't kick around and plays tough. You've got to be able to play any machine at any location under any circumstance. And it sounds to me like you are just a whiny little pussy.

[HornedGramma]

I said it was an excellent score: it is. But I was just thinking that since you forgot to mention where the machine is, then maybe you ALSO forgot to mention that the difficulty settings are turned all the way down. And that seems like pertinent information when you're saying how great you are. Tough guy.

And every bartender in town knows that nobody can and will kick the shit out of a machine like a Flipper Finger.

[Dropshot]

I suppose the difficulty may not be at its hardest but I makes up for it in the tilt setting. You have no proof of any member abusing any machine in any way, maybe other than loving them too much. So don't be coming in here throwing your accusations left and right when you can't back that shit up!