Crazy Flipper Fingers

ROM: You're no fun any more.

Point taken.

Counterpoint! You're a pussy, too.

See you Thursday at Shanghai!!

Are we really going to have some fresh fish?? Fresh fish is fun...two easy wins for who ever is lucky enough to draw them!

Steve, you have still yet to throw up a bounty to take down, what's up with that? I figure if you win one, you should at least throw another out there to keep the bucks moving. You know, a communal $20 that everyone can have for a day.

I'll bring my Sizing belt to ST on Thursday so I can get you fitted Steve-o! Remember, custom made to fit only you sir!

It's an eyeroller cap'n bazzar. Whore gramma came at us a while back kicking and screaming about his prowess and we belittled him with all sorts of bupkas. Goofy as it was, I personally learned a lesson, one I applied to your actions.
On that note, I went to ship and plugged two dollars. My best was 7.? Machine could use some bat rubbers. But played mean and fun.
I propose this, beat your own score in a week and I'll give you ten$ and a beer. TBD by next sunday and I'll make it 20$ That is how you make a bounty interesting. This bounty is for you personally.
My guess is you got lucky, so prove it.
Just think of all the glory, and you then will have a toe hold in wich to lift yourself above our lowly collective and exclaim your greatness.

I should stay out of these conversations. Only CFF get to be belligerent and rude, it's no fun. I guess it IS their message board.

Let me just tell you something, Cap'n: pinball is much more relaxing and rewarding and FUN if you don't worry about beating their scores or them beating yours. It's between you and the machine. The only score you need to beat is your own.

I will also apply the second lesson horn grammars provided for me. Even if you come off like an ass on the message board, you very well could be an awesome dude in real life. Apply lesson liberally, and 'OUR' board should be fun

Got 338 million at the Medieval at Pink Gorilla in the U-District. Ruled the kingdom for the first time, it was pretty cool. I'll give Jeff $20 if anybody beats it by September 20th. The reason I say Jeff is because he's the only CFFer I ever see regularly If anyone else beats it and has a way of getting to me, then you can collect the bounty as well

JDR put up 440 or something ridiculous like that at Clinton Street Pub. Is it kosher to place a bounty on a score you didn't get?? Just the same if anybody beats it by September first I'll fork over $40 from me just the same. Will someone match it if I beat the score?

$20 bounty on AFM at Ship. 30 Billion.

ray: i take it bobby fixed the stuck ball problem behind the cliffy? if so i'll go check it out, although it pains me that i can't drink there...

Ill match that JDR bounty. Unless, JDR beats it. 80 bucks. And, Ill throw in a treasure from the "Danny B. Skateboard Artifact Museum." "Of Hate." "And Satan."

Gc'd lotr at putters with 175. NBD. No one really plays there anyways. Hahaha! $20 if someone can take it down before Aaron does! Better bring your rulesheet cause those settings are intense!

90m on Big Buck Hunter at the Rialto. $10 to bring it down.

By, say, end of August.